Posted 6 hours ago

bisexualrupertgiles:

How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

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(Source: oimatchstickman)

Posted 6 hours ago

Masturdating @ Gino’s East

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

I’m probably the only person who gets tired of Chicago after 5 hours each day. It’s too much. Like I can’t even find somewhere decently quiet to sit, have a coffee, and charge my phone.

Posted 2 days ago

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

Posted 2 days ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice)

Posted 2 days ago
You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
Hillary Clinton   (via idioticteen)

(Source: ceedling)

Posted 2 days ago

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

Posted 2 days ago

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

Posted 2 days ago

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

(Source: bauks)

Posted 2 days ago

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

Posted 2 days ago

Fringe | Olivia and her feelings for Peter

(Source: afterfringe)

Posted 2 days ago

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)

Posted 2 days ago

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Posted 2 days ago
disneylandguru:

If you want to stay Dry on Splash Mountain sit in the fifth seat. You don’t get wet, well there is a chance if they just refilled the ride or your log is a bit more heavy! But most the time you stay pretty dry!

disneylandguru:

If you want to stay Dry on Splash Mountain sit in the fifth seat. You don’t get wet, well there is a chance if they just refilled the ride or your log is a bit more heavy! But most the time you stay pretty dry!